26520 Keissell Road, Colton, California 92324, United States
At Olive Dell Ranch Nudist Resort Memorial Day Weekend, 2022 26520 Keissel
GrimesWhite@hotmail.com Darlene: 949-306-3854 Craig: 909-496-3137
May 27-30 - Ceremony is 11:30am Sunday
IT'S FINALLY HERE AFTER 3 YEARS! THE MOST UNUSUAL WEDDING CEREMONY YOU HAVE BEEN TO!
Ready for the festival with the mostest?
*Karaoke Friday Night
*Live Band, art activities and special meal Saturday
*CEREMONY Sunday with FAMOUS Musician SLIM MAN
*Live Band Sunday
*Everyday - pool, jacuzzi, sauna, bar, hiking, massage
*Everyday - special activities at the Eclectic Compound (Ch'i and Maverick's place)
* Real bathrooms and porta potties!
* Free drinks and a Bartender! (as long as everyone brings their contribution to the bar)
* Restaurant food or cook your own!
* Party favors!
* Free Massages at OhLaLa Massage Parlour!
* Mild weather! (forecast is 60's at night 85 daytme high)
* Burros who wake you up at night!
* Naked Kareoke!
* Naked jacuzzi !
* 3/4 Olympic sized pool !
* Dry naked sauna !
* Games of skill !
* Contests and prizes !
* Green and gold label Tennessee Whiskey and songs about it.
LOVERS OF NATURE, SKINNY DIPPING, MUSIC & ART, kink, parties, - AND LOVERS OF DARLENE AND CRAIG!
Yes, Ch'i and Maverick, accompanied by their love-ahs and friends will hold a polyamourous and kinky wedding ceremony like no other! The reception is easy, we just go down to the clubhouse to live music, Jacuzzi, sauna, skinny dipping. Cheap drinks at the bar too!
Olive Dell Ranch is a privately owned Family Nudist Resort. This is our 4th annual event. (2017, 2018, 2019)
There is an optional dinner on Saturday night for around $26. Its yummy and huge, includes BOBBYS FAMOUS BBQ RIBS, side dishes, drink and dessert.
Drinks at the CLUBHOUSE BAR run $3 to $6 - best bargain ever! If you like sweet drinks, ask for their signature BFD best fkn drink. At the ECLECTIC COMPOUND, we will have a Bartender mixing free drinks.
OH LA LA! MASSAGE PARLOUR
Located at the Psychedelic Shack next to Center Camp at the Eceletic Compound
We have massage tables and excellent masseuses at the Oh la la massage parlor in the Psychedelic Shack. Happy beginnings, middles and endings and many-hand massages are available at no extra fee! Only kidding... there's no fee for any of the massages.
If you wish, you can have a completely covered professional massage as well, as the living areas of ODR are clothing optional.
BURNING MAN LIFESTYLE, POLYA & HUMAN DECENCY HARSH RULES REQUIRED!
Always ask permission before touching someone. Even ask if you going to invade their personal space. No means no. There's plenty of people there that will say yes 🙂
WHAT TO BRING
*Reusable coffee, water and beverage cups with LIDS & your name on it
*A place setting
*Pool towel and bath towel
*A robe and a sarong
*Contribution to the BAR - recommended: 1 bottle of alcohol an 1 bottle of mixer for the bar
*Any special meat or seafood you'd like to put on the barbie (extra to share optional)
*Any special dish that you'd like to share with the group potluck style
*Headlamp and flashlights - new moon this weekend
*Butt towel or sarong or kilt
*Beach towel
*Pool bag
*Sunscreen
*Bedding and pillows - for those tenting it - we will provide tents and aerobeds
We will have a commissary for items you may have forgotten on an honor system donation, because you do not want to drive 2 miles each way to the nearest store
HOW MUCH CASH DO I NEED TO BRING?
*CASH - you will need cash if you prefer to eat some of your meals at the restaurant
- for the Saturday Night Special Dinner $26.00 - lets call that the Rehearsal Dinner for all
- for drinks at the CLUBHOUSE bar
- You may want to bring optional cash or peep shows, the bride and groom dance, the commissary, etc.
- There is an ATM at the clubhouse.
You can pay by cash, card or check for the gate fees and camping fees ONLY.
There is a gate fee for the facilities that the resort offers: pool, jacuzzi, clubhouse, bar restaurant, maintained naked hiking trails, tennis courts etcetera.
Camping fees vary depending on where you are camping. If you are not sure, contact us. Please see the rate card here:
http://www.olivedellranch.com/rates/
We want everyone to have a fantastic experience, so call us directly if you are having financial hardship, we will sponser. Also, if you show up at the gate in pairs, you save $20 in gate fees.
We will use some of the Honeyfund proceeds from the vanilla world to sponsor some kink. (Don't tell them!) https://www.honeyfund.com/wedding/white-grimes-05-29-2022
CEREMONY PREVIEW
CEREMONY PREVIEW - (on a secluded hill clearing out of eyesight of resort guests)
THIS IS A BDSM THEMED POLYAMOROUS CEREMONY BASED ON THE CHURCH OF ALL WORLDS FROM ROBERT HEINLEIN'S BOOK: STRANGE IN A STRANGE LAND
*Bride crawls down the aisle to Lady is a Tramp
*Leashes, crops, c-rings, thigh highs and more!
*Water Brother Ceremony (to GROK -understand - this, read Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein) Here is a link to get it on chirp for $5.99
*Masterbation song for those lonely guests without partners
*Special transportation to and from the ceremony
*Music by Slim Man! www.slimman.com He is Slim Mannicotti on Facebook. He is also a great Italian Cook with 2 cookbooks out, and Darlene is in the 2nd volume with only a Slim Man apron on.
*Dancing
Dress code is NAKED or BDSM related.
Call if you have any questions! Please PLEASE RSVP on our Facebook page and let us know you will be here. This site was created for those who are not on Facebook, and plus ones of our FB friends.
Darlene (Ch'i) 949.306.3854
Craig (Maverick) 909.496.3137
To Get Here
DIRECTIONS
Put in your navigation program:
26520 Keissel Rd. Colton, CA 92324
OLIVE DELL IS LOCATED AT THE INTERSECTION OF COLTON, REDLANDS, AND RIVERSIDE.
OFF OF A CANYON NAMED RECHE CANYON - WATCH FOR BURROS!
THEY CAMOFLAGUE IN THE NEARBY TERRAIN AND DO NOT KNOW TO LOOK BOTH WAYS!
We are at LOT 3 - if you ave been here before - we've moved to a new lot, so make sure you text/call us as you are coming up KEISSEL RD..When you reach the end of the road, you will see the entrance in the photo. Part of the road is dirt road, about 1/4 mile.